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There's this sandwich place in the food court on campus which makes these chicken salad and bacon wraps...so good! I always get it on a jalapeno tortilla, with provolone, lettuce, tomato and mustard. Mmmm. I am scarfing it down as I type.
The point of this story is that I'm glad my appetite is back up. Let me enlighten you...(Disclaimer: may ruin your appetite, read with caution. Not for those with weak stomachs)

Sunday I started getting a migraine around 11 am, so I laid down in a dark room for four hours, which sucked because I missed my grandma's birthday party. Then Jake and I left for Cruces later than we wanted to because I wouldn't have been able to bear being in a car with my condition. I got a little better, but then we had to stop in Santa Fe and I threw up at a gas station there, which was for the best because my migraines usually subside after I barf, isn't that pleasant? Then I ate a small ham and cheese and cracker lunchable (it took me like an hour to finish because I thought I'd get sick again if I ate it all right away). So I got home and was feeling pretty much better and went to sleep about 10:30. Then at 2 am I woke up feeling nauseous, and went and puked in the bathroom, but because I had barely eaten anything on Sunday because of said migraine and the lunchable was already digested and in my system, I had nothing to throw up, so it was pretty much dry heaving followed by stomach acid....lovely. I felt better after that, but the same thing happened at 3 am. And 4 am. And 5 am. Then 5:45 am, and finally 7:30 am. I've never puked that many times in one day! You could hardly call it puking though, because it was still dry heaving and stomach acid. It was awful. So I stayed home from school yesterday and watched TV and drank lots of grape Kool Aid, and slowly started getting my appetite back. Whenever I come out of a sickness, I am ravenous. I had Spaghettio's for lunch, Ramen noodles for snack, more pasta for dinner, then Jake and I shared McNuggets (what a smart thing to eat after being sick....sarcasm) and before going to bed I had two orange dreamsicles. I am surprised I didn't get sick again after all that. Now I am inhaling a large sandwich wrap.

Thank you for reading this and letting me ruin your appetite for five days. Really I don't know where all this anti-wellness came from, but as of now I'm back to normal. Yahoo!