misbehaving

Sometimes I'm way more clever and creative when I'm sleeping. Not even joking! So once in middle school or early high school I was friends with this girl who was really skinny, and I had a dream one night that we were teasing each other, and I said to her, "Yeah, well, you're so small that if someone spit on you, you would drown!" I have no idea how I came up with that, much less when I was asleep. I swear I'd never heard it before.

And then last night, I was unconsciously clever yet again. I dreamed that it was Halloween, and I was having a hard time coming up with a costume. I ended up pouring honey all over my body, and when someone asked me what I was supposed to be, I said, "I'm misbehavin' "...and then in the dream I had to explain it (and to you if you don't get it), that if the word was broken up, I was "Miss Bee Haven"....if you still don't get it, all that honey would be absolute haven for bees. I swear I've never heard that in the conscious world either. I don't know how my subconscious mind comes up with this.